Bianca: My wife thought the photo made me look a bit like Richard Dreyfuss.
Luna: Good, sound practical advice as always.
Hey Steven! Terrific to hear from you. Hope you and your family had a great Christmas. Haven't got my hands on Rhyming Boy yet but I'm really looking forward to reading it. As for the Bauer-Jonsberg tour, it all fell apart when Barry flat-out refused to wear the back end of the horse's costume. I kept telling him 'Baz, some people are born to play certain roles ...'
Jane: I know what you mean, all my fairy shots involve weeks of planning. As for passport shots - yep the idea is to make you look bad. That's why you're not allowed to smile. This way they have a better chance of making you look like a manic depressive, a petty criminal or that guy from Nightmare on Elm Street.