Anna: Sadly no. I made Mrs Brimblecomble and the swearing bit up. Our real next door neighbour is actually Sven Clamschiker. He breeds giant minature horses which strangely enough end up being the same size as normal horses.
Kate: Stop it, you're killing me! I laughed till I cried. Maybe your hubby could get together with Underdaks-Mickey and start a support group?
Yes Meg but don't forget Meggie-Peggie; Meggie-Moo; Mega-watti and Meg-alosaurus. If you're going to reveal your cringe-worthy secrets, you have to go the whole hog.