Okay.
Question: Is your old plastic tree looking tired?
Helpful answer: Steal your neighbours' tree! Just dress up as Santa on Christmas Eve (make sure it's midnight) and slide down your neighbours' chimney. Grab their Christmas tree (and maybe some cookies and milk) and climb up the chimney. Your neighbours won't suspect a thing as they were expecting Santa anyway!
Ahem. I lol'd so much while reading that post.
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Okay.
Question: Is your old plastic tree looking tired?
Helpful answer: Steal your neighbours' tree! Just dress up as Santa on Christmas Eve (make sure it's midnight) and slide down your neighbours' chimney. Grab their Christmas tree (and maybe some cookies and milk) and climb up the chimney. Your neighbours won't suspect a thing as they were expecting Santa anyway!